Well I was really good for a moment there keeping up with my blog in Berlin. I have bursts where I can sort of write things that are entertaining. I was just looking at my blog stats and I had a ton of hits... I was feeling pretty good until I realized that they were from a Benicio Del Toro fan page.. HA! Man, people really know how to find things online.... Sorry BDT! Anyway... it's not like I went into the details....
So the rest of Berlin, whelp, kind of blew that. I Broke out a kitchen window by accident. Miraculously I didn't even really hurt myself.. just a few nicks on my arm... My trip home was a nightmare.. my first humbling Euro experience... Long story short I stayed up all night because my flight was super early, and, hey, I had been preetty much staying up all night anyway earlier that week.. so no biggie right? WELL, first off, my train breaks down mid way.. the train that everyone said was SOOO EASY and a STRAIGHT SHOT.. so here I am, exhausted, sobering up.. feeling cracked out and immunity deprived and STUCK in some weird suburb outside of Berlin. Well no one speaks English.. All I know how to say in German is "airplane" "please" and "thank you"... well I finally admit defeat with the train system as I can not find a single train going to the airport I need to.. so I decide to find my way to the street (keep in mind its like 5am at this point) and hail a cab... well I have my bags and everything with me... and I kind of realize that I am wandering around in some alley ways in Germany, at 5am, alone, with NO idea where I am or if there is even a street I can catch a cab on.. All I keep thinking about is that god damn movie Taken that my mom made me watch... then I spot her... a girl who looks just as lost as I do. So I run up to her, she looks about my age.. she's Spanish. Between my shitty Spanish and her shitty English we figure out that we are in the exact same situation and need to get to the same airport. Well we team up and finally find a cab with people in it.. basically run in front of it to ask where a good street is to find a cab, and find one. So I'm nodding off in the cab and we finally arrive.. at this time I am kind of pushing it time wise (thank god I left early right?.. right...) so I race to the line.. go through customs.. only to see that my flights been DELAYED until 12:30PM! UUUGGGGHHHH they turn me away! After all that bullshit, staying up all night.. racing around stressed out of my GOURD.. I end up having to sleep on the cold ass concrete for HOURS waiting until they will let me in.. you can't even go into the warm comfy part of the airport until 2 hours prior your flight. BULLSHIT. Yeah it was awful .. then on the plane the bitch flight attendant wouldn't even loan me her pen... apparently "she needed it" ... cunt. but I made it... so all is well.
So, that was the rest of Berlin.
Next I'll talk about Electric Wizard and meeting special people....person.... museums... halloween.. all that jazz...no time now though.... xo
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