I H ate Planes

9/24/10

So I'm sitting on the plane... and of course my stupid netbook can't figure out how to connect to the wireless on board. I havn't showered in 3 days, am on my period and I am also unforgivably hungover....sweet. With that out of the way though, I must say I have been having an incredible time. The Microtia dudes have been very very fun, I love them. I got to see a good friend of mine last night named Travis Shotwell... those of you who know him, well, know him. He's well. Skinny and cute as usual. I just heard the captain say that we will be experiencing some turbulence. .. also sweet. I hate planes. I hate flying. and I especially hate turbulence. .. hopefully I don't start clawing at the unsuspecting victim sitting next to me... I feel terrible for him... I can only imagine what it must be like sitting next to me right now. My glasses are scratched and all my nails are broken.. and it's only week one of my trip. I am so very ...oop.. turbulence.. uggggghhhh.. anywho.. I am so very excited to see Miss Alex Moyer and my sister Noel Strong... apparently she just gave Rachel Zoe an ultra sound... no big deal. I love bragging about her... She'll deliver my babies some day. Alex is throwing me a birthday party tomorrow on some rooftop in Brooklyn. That should be interesting... god.... what I would give to brush my teeth right now.... did I mention that I really need a shower? More turbulence. Great. The guy sitting next to me is sleeping with his head down on the food try... how is this possible? I don't think a business man could possibly look more uncomfortable. List of People I miss: Mom, Dad, basically family in general, Paul, Oliver, Megan, Ian. Oh, that reminds me... my retard of a friend, Ian, some how just could not find his way to the club last night. He just gave up! I'd be pissed if I didn't already get to see him while I was in SF for work just a week ago. What a dummy... I hope you enjoyed your tacos you chose to get instead of finding the totally easy to locate club I was at butthead. Wow, this plane is really shaking... I think I have to keep typing in order to not just totally freak out right now... Looks like it's muscle relaxer time! xox miss all of you guys, don't worry, planes only crash in movies.....

Checking in again.. I think we are flying above lake michigan right now... each of our seat have these little screens you can watch tv on and a map. .. I love the map, except I keep checking it to see how much farther we have to go. A god damn pot never god damn boils. Turbulence on and off... I'm coping well. To those of you that I went to New Zealand with (jud, cody, thor, rachel....) I am much better on planes than I used to be.. no screaming and crying this trip, I promise. The guy sitting next to me is drawing now... I hope he doesn't see me peeking. .. He's drawing something really disturbing, this like woman creature beast crawling on all fours... hopefully this doesn't turn out like that Canadian incident on the greyhound bus.... He has a nintendo DS too, I should be fine. I love the unspoken and spoken connection between two people who have nintendo DS's. Love. It's Love you know.... I wish I could get online damn it, what the hell netbook!?!?! Oh well, I'll figure this out before London. Not looking forward to the cab ride to Alex's with my 4873987654328975729879 bags.